The other day, the Norse God of Thunder accidentally dropped a hammer on his hand. He said it's because I never strike in the same place twice.ġ5. I was helping my dad by hammering some nails on the cardboard when he suddenly said that I hammer like lightning. When I asked why he was doing so, he said he was just fixing some dinner.ġ4. I saw my father banging a hammer on a rib roast the other day. So they told me that they're going to mallet to me.ġ3. One day, I went to Home Depot to buy a hammer, but they didn't have it in-store at that time. A ribeye looked at the spiky hammer on the shelf and asked the cube steak what it was. He was just trying to drive the point across.ġ1. My friend was working on a project, and he hammered a nail through the wall. He just told me that I could have nailed that, but I definitely screwed up.ġ0. I was helping my brother the other day with some construction work when he told me to get him the hammer, but I mistakenly handed him the drill.
I named the result of the experiment as Cookie crumbs.ĩ. My friend decided to cross a hammer and a cookie. I just told him, "Well, I have 20 nails, but I'd prefer if you didn't hit them with a hammer".Ĩ. My brother was working on our fence and told me that he needed a hammer and some nails. I don't even like going to any parties at MC Hammer's house. My friend suggested that I should smash it with a hammer. The other day I was having difficulty erasing some files on my Dell laptop. Once I was asked to tell some hammer jokes at the local stand up comedy show. The student said, "No, it doesn't ring a bell".Ĥ. The other day the teacher asked one student if anyone knew who invented the door hammer. Probably because the Captain didn't want to steal Thor's thunder.ģ. Captain America never lifted Thor's hammer unless he absolutely needed to. I've always wondered how hammers fall down. Have a go at these funny puns about hammers and some claw puns that will just hit the nail of humor.ġ. If you like this article, you may also love our articles on 45+ Construction Puns That Hit The Nail On The Head and 147 Wood Puns That Are Solidly Funny. So, knock yourself out with a few of these great hammer puns. These are extremely important tools, even though they may not be the sharpest tool in the toolbox. The use and invention of simple general hammers date back to almost 3.3 million years ago. Hammers are mainly used for carpentry, pulling nails, framing, assembling or making furniture, riveting, shaping or bending metal pieces, masonry, and so on. They are tools with a weighted head made of metal attached to a long handle. Hammers are one of the most useful everyday tools in today's life. Laugh along with these hammer puns because it's ha-ha-hammering time.
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